·The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
 
 
 
·God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 
 
 

 
·Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk? 
 
 

 
·Never put off until tomorrow what you can put off today. 
 

·Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.  
 
 

·Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 
 
 

·One should love animals. They are so tasty. 
 

·Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught. 
 
 

 
·Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!